Tomatoes Escape Plan |best| - Rotten

“This is a wake-up call,” said Rotten Tomatoes’ head of security. “We’ve added extra mold and hired two more rotten eggs to guard the perimeter. But frankly? That tomato earned its Fresh escape.”

In the quaint town of Tomatoville, a group of rotten tomatoes lived in a bustling market. Their days were filled with the stench of decay and the looming threat of being tossed into the compost heap. The rotten tomatoes longed for freedom and adventure, but their withered skin and mushy texture made escape seem impossible. rotten tomatoes escape plan

The phrase immediately evokes the image of a Hollywood executive waking up in a cold sweat. It sounds like a heist movie where the objective isn’t stealing gold, but stealing prestige. “This is a wake-up call,” said Rotten Tomatoes’

"As much as it's fun to see Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger team up on screen, Escape Plan is a fairly uninspired imitation of 1980s popcorn thrills." That tomato earned its Fresh escape

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