(without looking up) "Dad, your snoring has a frequency of approximately 65 Hertz. It's interfering with my ability to calculate the Reynolds number for non-Newtonian fluids."
Sheldon finally looks up, intrigued. "A science fair? Hosted by an institution that believes the Earth is 6,000 years old? That's like asking a fish to judge a bicycle race."
Sheldon is sulking, eating a bag of chips. The winners are announced.
(without looking up) "Dad, your snoring has a frequency of approximately 65 Hertz. It's interfering with my ability to calculate the Reynolds number for non-Newtonian fluids."
Sheldon finally looks up, intrigued. "A science fair? Hosted by an institution that believes the Earth is 6,000 years old? That's like asking a fish to judge a bicycle race."
Sheldon is sulking, eating a bag of chips. The winners are announced.