Actual paleontologists have no comment, as Pamela Penisaurus violates every rule of binomial nomenclature, fossilization, and good taste. However, one anonymous grad student once noted, "If you look at the crest of Parasaurolophus , I guess... if you squint... and had a very particular kind of hangover... you could see a vague resemblance. But no. Just no."
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Centered on "Aurus" (Latin for gold/golden), focusing on luxury lifestyle, wellness, or "golden hour" aesthetics. Actual paleontologists have no comment, as Pamela Penisaurus
