Perfect for an Instagram post of a sad-looking ruler.
"We just want you to be a standard unit of success. Look at your cousin Celsius. He’s graduated and has a great degree in temperature conversion." what did the teenage yardstick say to its parents
The teenage yardstick looked at its parents and said: Why this "measures" up The Pun: A yardstick is exactly three feet long. The Growth: It captures that classic "growing up" moment. The Vibe: It’s a "dad joke" with a coming-of-age twist. Perfect for an Instagram post of a sad-looking ruler