Gonzo Christmas Orgy ((full))

Whether you are looking to balance a grand white shark on your head or simply want to host a party where the "truth" is less important than the "experience," here is your definitive guide to a Gonzo-style lifestyle and entertainment season.

And that, dear reader, is the gospel of the Gonzo Christmas Party. You don’t need mistletoe. You need a liver of steel, a sense of humor made from broken ornaments, and the willingness to wake up on December 24th wearing a lampshade, next to a stranger named Carol, with no memory of why you have a tattoo of a candy cane on your ankle. gonzo christmas orgy

I found the host, Nick, sitting alone in the kitchen, drinking eggnog straight from the carton. His eyes were hollow. His Santa hat was on backward. Whether you are looking to balance a grand