I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! Google Docs ~upd~ 【REAL ✪】

The cry "Get me out of here!" takes on a new meaning. It is no longer a plea to escape the insects and the starvation; it is a plea to escape the tyranny of the collective. In a Google Doc, there is no solitude. Every keystroke is witnessed. Every deletion is tracked. The "camp" is the document itself, and like the celebrities on screen, the users are forced to perform a version of themselves for an unseen audience of collaborators.

In the I’m a Celeb castle (or jungle), the celebrities face the "Horror Scope"—a dark tunnel filled with unknown horrors. In Google Docs, this is called The Scroll. i'm a celebrity, get me out of here! google docs

That is exactly the same feeling you get when you open a Google Doc that has 17 collaborators, three suggested edits per sentence, and a comment thread that has devolved into a GIF war. The cry "Get me out of here