Volkov’s smile tightened. “Forged documents. A witch-hunt.”

“It’s in the contract you signed,” Alistair said calmly, reading from a laminated card. “Clause 7, subsection B: ‘If the Truth Meter indicates deception, the guest agrees to participate in a non-lethal, supervised physical encounter with the BBC Tag Team.’ You’d know that if your client hadn’t fired his solicitor for asking too many questions.”

The Truth Meter, a sleek glass orb on the desk, pulsed a soft, unconvinced amber.

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