You think being a receptionist is just smiling and handing out quests? Think again. I am the barrier between chaos and the Guild Master (who is currently passed out in the back room after drinking "dwarven spirits" that I’m pretty sure are just paint thinner).
Current mood: If these 'heroes' don't hurry up, I’m putting on my cloak and handling the boss myself. I am NOT working overtime today. 🔨💥 receptionist at the bottom tier guild
Young adventurers arrive every day, eyes blazing with heroic light. They’ve read tales of legendary heroes who started at the bottom. They don’t realize that 90% of bottom-tier adventurers end up as goblin food or, worse, selling insurance. You think being a receptionist is just smiling
In the fancy guilds, the adventurers are treated like celebrities. They are distant and cold. Here? We’re a family. A weird, broke, smelly family. Current mood: If these 'heroes' don't hurry up,
Our Bounty Board is 90% pest control.