She lay rigid in her hammock, one hand clutching a tiny, contraband tube of moisturiser she’d smuggled in her bra. Beside her, snoring softly, was Craig "The Rave" Marshall, a washed-up 90s DJ whose main contribution to camp life was humming his one hit song, "Pump It Up (To the Max)."

Fashion designer provided one of the worst trial performances in history, quitting his first task after just one song while bugs were dropped on him.

"Good morning, celebrities! Today’s first trial is… The Viper’s Lair . One person will enter a pit of twelve carpet pythons to retrieve ten stars. But here’s the twist: they must be nominated by their fellow campmates. You have ten minutes."

That was the crack. And on VP3, cracks became canyons.

Note: If you were looking for the winner of Season 6, it was Matt Willis, with Myleene Klass as runner-up.